Here are three much more feasible endings to the world-wide phenomena that would have satisfied fans much more than the abomination we all viewed last night.
Police and family hold concerns for his safety and well-being.
Leanne has been missing since yesterday.
Four children were taken from a home in East Ipswich
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Big-spending election loser Clive Palmer was absent from court
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It took just three days for his biggest promise to look shaky
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He warned Australia was not immune to political madmen.
Police have set up a crime scene
He already faces 51 charges of murder
The cola wars now involve their own airforces
A woman has been busted romping naked with her boyfriend
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School students allegedly fed urine-filled crepes to teachers
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It’s the kind of thing you’d never think twice about...
It started out as a “bloodbath” for Labor
“I heard stories about how we used to just grab them."